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I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring. Rap and sing. Unlike the homogenous clones, I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones. The more ticklish the more you have. Sitting on the curb of what used to be the burbs, and before that was Canarcie. I'm a disturbed and bitter herb, like saltwater and parsley. Mites crawl up, tights fall down. That's my mnemonic device for stalactite slash stalagmite. You may have this Maglite, It survived the apocalypse . And for the fragile force of an agile horse: Here's a handful of very special chocolate chips.
This druggy is actually quite philosophical. I mean IS this real life? How are we to know? What proof do we have that we actually exist at all. I mean what is reality in the first place? But I digress, that's more than enough pseudo-intellectualism for now.
Edit: Whoa, in a couple weeks this vid became ridiculously popular. I can only assume it's from me posting it in this blog post.
Updated: 02/15/09 1:11 AM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Merry Christmas everybody! I hope Santa brings you whatever you wanted! And Happy Chanukah too! Hope you have fun doing whatever it is Jews do for fun. And last and least, a very Festive Kwanzaa to you, black person.
Edit: Holidays are over, go back to your various meaningless existences.
I don't necessarily care for music like this, although this particular song is alright. I just love the animation, and I suppose it is a fairly good story.
This Guy's videos are pretty great and will educate all you blasphemers on the power and truth of religion.
8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Most annoying shit ever. Why not just lock threads? I've seen plenty of funny threads be deleted for no reason. And I'm also really fucking tired of getting banned for "posting in spam threads", it's like the only thing I get banned for, and it's just annoying.
I got banned for 3 days for just posting in thread that linked to THIS (and the person that made the thread drew it too)! While not EVERYONE might find it funny, I certainly did, and definitely don't feel a 3 day ban is justified just because I posted in it (and it was deleted about 5 seconds after I posted in it too).
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